black markers and cardboard

I am officially broke. When I say broke, I literally mean I should be standing on the corner of the 1300 East exit off of I15 with a cardboard sign saying:

"GOD BLESS, I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT"

written in black marker. Where do hobos find those things anyway? Are markers their first purchase? If so, I must learn their ways because my piggy bank is now skin and bone. The poor thing, it never had a chance to the tuition diet.

So, if you see me on the side of the road, please don't honk at me.

I just need your mon-ay!