Thursday, March 24

please do not's

Men, when you are on a date;

-Please Do Not- Ask us what we want to do for the night when you pick us up. Have the date planned. You asked US out, remember?
-Please Do Not- Blast the music in the car. Some of us girls are trying to talk to you. We did say yes to your date after all.
-Please Do Not- Make us pay because you "ran out of money." So tacky.
-Please Do Not- Be the only one talking, you should listen.
-Please Do Not- Text, answer calls and/or leave to go talk with your friends, that's rude.
-Please Do Not- Ask personal questions like, "How much money do you make?"
...Uh, come on, really?
-Please Do Not- Get offended when we don't answer that question.
-Please Do Not- Lie. Most of us are pretty good at spotting a fake.
-Please Do Not- Act like you are cooler than we are. 'Cause you're really not.
-Please Do Not- Talk loudly throughout the ENTIRE movie. We are trying to watch and so is everyone else.
-Please Do Not- Try to cuddle with us when we said no the first time.
-Please Do Not- Invite yourself in our house and stay for another hour looking around when the date is over. Because well, the date is over.
And -Please Do Not- Call us five minutes after our date to ask us out again. Sheesh. The date just ended.

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