To my dear Bike,
Why did you pop a tire? You were so good to me then out of no where you had to blow up in my face. What the heck girl? I didn't do anything!
DTR; We're not talking.
To my dear Future Car,
I will find you one day, and when I do, we will ride with the top down, music blasting, and we will be so happy together.
DTR; There isn't one.
To my dear Homework,
Alright, I'll be honest. I have been ignoring you. I'm sorry but you've been just ridiculous and I think we need to take a break.
DTR; It's over...
To my dear Tuition Payment,
Wow, you are not a cheap date. Just sayin'.
DTR; One night stand. He's a gold digga.
To my dear Bed,
Hmm... yes, I will see you tonight baby.
DTR; We're still goin' strong.
To my dear Brain,
Omg... You are driving my insane! Shut up! No, you shut up! Just pick a subject and stay focused on it for at least 5 minutes. Nooooooooo! Heck, it's not hard! ...blah blah blah... Ugh, you give me headaches.
DTR; We're fighting... again.
To my dear Sweet Tooth,
I hate you.
To my dear Sweet Tooth,
Ok I'm sorry. I do love you but we've been up and down for years and I can't have a third or fourth slice of cake anymore. We need to take things slow if we are going to make this relationship work.
DTR; It's complicated.
To my dear Stomach,
I know I can't feed your right now, but please just give me until this afternoon. I will have your food.
DTR; He's needy.
To my dear Hair,
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?? I just washed you yesterday... ok I just washed you Friday and you are dirty again? Can't you stay clean for a few days at least? Come on!
DTR; I'm sick and tired of you.
To my dear Bedroom,
You are just as ridiculous as Hair, that's right. I said it. Stay clean for a few days please! Is that so hard to ask?
DTR; It's dirty.
To my dear Chapstick,
You make my lips feel like a million bucks. You are so good to me.
DTR; We're in love.
It looks like most of my relationships just aren't working out right now.
Grreeaaat... I hate dating.